Carded!

"I'm turning 19 in July, so I'm just a little more than barely legal," said Honey Cane, who actually thought about sending in her pictures on her 18th birthday but decided to wait. "I found out that my father's best friend reads Naughty Neighbors," she said. "I was afraid he'd see my pictures and show them to my father. So on my 18th birthday, I went over to his house and gave him a blow job. I thought that would keep him from talking." Let's see. We know these pictures won't keep him from jacking. Quite the opposite.