Bare And Ready

"I shave my pussy in the shower every day," said Valarie Synns, a 20-year-old student from Maine. First, the vitals: 5'3" tall, 119 pounds, B-cup tits, Puffy pussy lips doesn't count as a vital statistic. But we thought you'd might like to know. Anyway, shaving her pussy in the shower every day... "First of all, I don't like razor stubble on my vag," she said. "It itches and it looks terrible. Second, when I go out in the morning, I never know who I might hook up with. I hook up a lot since I went away to college. Sex is a lot more fun when you don't have to worry about your parents walking in on you." Damn right, especially if Pops has a baseball bat with which to slug, for instance, you or me.